Portland is considered one of the most livable cities in the country. Why then does my stuff keep getting stolen. Two months ago my bike was stolen from inside my apartment building and today some ruffians absconded with my car.

I called my parents to tell them and they both laughed hysterically. They have seen my car and refused to ride in it last time they came to visit. Yes the Escortia is a complete piece of shit, but it runs fine. Focusing on it's cosmetic defects would be superficial and shallow.

If you live in the greater Portland area please be on the lookout for a group of drunk teenagers riding around in a '91 maroon Ford Escort. I want my car back and please tell them without a poo in the back seat.

On to more important things. Restaurant life. Only two months into this new career and my back is already starting to tell me to pick another profession. But I'm having fun and really enjoy it still. I have learned so many things.

Orange is the decaf.

Whipped cream good.

There are two major hazards in the kitchen.

Hot

and Sharp


Hot is worse than Sharp

This is not called a squeezy thingy.

It's called a pastry bag.

You use the pastry bag to squeeze out sweet delicious things. Whipped cream and also cannoli filing. I get to make the desserts in the Italian restaurant. Actually someone else makes them, but I do put them on plates and make them look nice.